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An archola is a mutated Archie. I'm a Lutheran, so if you're not careful I'll nail something to your church door and go all sola scriptura on your rear ends! I attend Grace Lutheran, Oskaloosa, Iowa.

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[edit] A Joke

An Atheist, an Agnostic, and a Lutheran walk into a bar. Cabalist tells them, "You're in the wrong bar," but they ignore him. Bartender asks, "Is this a joke?" They tell him, "No."

Lutheran says, "Let's have a beer." Agnostic says, "I don't know." Atheist says, "I don't believe in beer...but I will if you buy me one!" Lutheran tells Agnostic, "In Heaven, there is no beer, that's why we drink it here. Go ahead, it's not a sin. " Agnostic asks, "Which beer is the best?" Atheist says, "None of them!"

Lutheran says, "Let's have another round." Agnostic says, "Again, I don't know." Atheist says, "There is no beer."

After finishing his drink, Lutheran says, "I believe you'll pay the bill." Agnostic says, "I'm not sure I can pay the bill." Atheist runs out the door, saying, "As long as I can't see the bill, there is no bill to pay!"

The next night, Atheist, Agnostic and Lutheran walk into another bar. The Atheist offers to buy the others a standard measure of ethyl alcohol infused liquid that induces an intesified jovial social experience followed by soporific state. By the time he has finished saying all this, the Agnostic and the Lutheran are already on their third round and having a fun time.

The Agnostic drives the group home. Before long, a highway patrolman pulls them over. The Lutheran prays, "Oh God, I believe you'll save us from this ticket." The Atheist warns, "Well, that cop will use a test to verify the sobriety of the driver. I can assure you there will be no ticket." The Agnostic, stressing out over whether or not there will be a ticket, throws up out the window and onto the cop. The cop says, "I believe you need to step out of the car." The Atheist exclaims, "What do you know? The cop's a religious man too!"

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